Friday, March 16, 2007

Great Day...

Yeah so im song happy Big Whoop wanna fight about it...this little nugget below is from the Bob and Tom Show....(bobandtom.com) and is a great song to start the day off with. I've heard this song for about 3 years now and it keeps getting better every time i hear it....

Have you ever had one of those days
When nothing goes right?
You're wife starts bitching
About whatever it was
She was bitching about last night
So you escape into the bathroom
Just to sit there on your throne
But after you finish your business
The toilet paper's gone
Well it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's ass
It's a bad day
So you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked
If you cross my path
Cause it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's ass
Well I was running late for work
So I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire
I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up
I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand
He shot me with pepper spray
Well it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's ass
It's a bad day
So you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked
If you cross my path
Cause it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's ass
When I finally made it to work
I was 15 minutes late
I told my boss about the flat tire
But he fired me anyway
So here I am out in the parking lot
Just waiting by his Corvette
I'm gonna' give him a goodbye present
That he never will forget
Well it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's ass
It's a bad day
So you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked
If you cross my path
Cause it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's ass

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

IF Winston Churchill was in a Band...this is what he would sing

Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking
When you fall everyone sinsAnother day and you've had your fill of sinking
With the life held in your
Hands are shaking cold
These hands are meant to hold

Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you doAnd even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
Move along

So a day when you've lost yourself completely
Could be a night when your life ends
Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving
All the pain held in your
Hands are shaking cold
Your hands are mine to hold
Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong

Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along When everything is wrong, we move along
Along, along, along

When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through

Right back what is wrong
We move along.......

ur gonna have to research some winston churchill to understand this...