Graduating is for suckers

MY last week of class *tear* *sniff* *flatulate*... but anyhoo...I just bought the "Girls of Mizzou Swimsuit Calendar".....for my uncle's gun club. There's nothing like a bunch of over 55 year old men with guns mulling over the thought that they might have a chance with one of the freshman, sophmores, or juniors at MU. Heck, I thought I even had a chance with ms february..i mean they obviously had to make this one february because of the 28 days thing...but alas turns out feb. was already seeing ms november's ex (who is a tool). They people who made this calendar approached me for the "man of mizzou fully clothed but still really really really ridulously good looking calendar" they wanted me to be every frikin month. I regretfully declined.
seriously...no im joking....no really...nah....but yes.....ok it was someone else...but it could of been
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