Soles are wearin thin

So...this guy walks into a chinese restaurant and wants a table...The host says.."Ah very good, we full be about 10 mina, Hava seat at ta bar" The man sits down and the bar tender asks " Can I get you uh drink?" The man says " Yes, How bout a Stoli with a Twist?" The bartender says..." Ah yes very good....Once upon a time there were FOUR little pigs".....im sorry but thats is funny..dont like it? well people without souls tend to laugh less. :)