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I was just in Laughlin Nevada...being exceptional...and winning cash and tv time...but if none of that happened its good to know that i can easily get a job when i graduate...you know jobs..nothing i'd call a career but lets just say i could have an extensive collection of name tags and hair-nets. Let me explain. The clothes I wear might not be the most fashionable because i must go with what fits my lankyness. From comments made this past week i could hold these jobs without even signing up.
#1- Laughlin Ranch Employee: Its amazing what blank pants and shiny shoes and a red shirt with an unidentified logo on my grossly large left pec can lead people to believe. and i quote "Excuse me sir, where is the administration office? Oh i though you worked here" hilarious
#2 Laughlin Ranch Valet Parker: Again, See description of #1 with a black shirt and i quote " Sir can i get my Car now" I got yer car right here for ya...tom o'leery and jack johnson.
#3 Tom Roskos- See desciption of 1 & 2, Tom Roskos...and pinnacle long drive team member, and i quote from an 8 yr old kid "Hey Tom Roskos....bye Tom Roskos" thats it...he thought I was tom roskos...I'm not tom roskos.